I am running out of ways to describe low carb bars. 

This NuGo Slim Brownie Crunch Bar is pretty good. What make its the most different is that it has some pretty good real chocolate over the hole ting. At least they say that's its real. Who knows. But it tastes good due to that. The stuff inside was just decent. Over all a decent bar. I enjoyed it. 

These are sunflower seeds in a funny packaging. Nothing more. Pass. 

Gimme some unique flavors and we can talk.

Ketond Chocolate Fudge Brownie Shake Mix was better than I expected it to be. I mixed my with a unsweetened Vanilla almond milk. It made a small 8oz shake. Tasted kind of like what I remember cookies and cream milk used to taste like. Maybe that reference doesn’t hit with many.


Overall I like the taste though. I think that it's probably more cost effective to get pre made shakes. But if you want something that is a powder for some reason I don’t understand. This might be great for you

​SmartCakes Cinnamon Cakes are some of my favorite Smart Cakes yet. Super tasty, they taste just like a cinnamon donut or a light coffee cake. This brand does a great job in making light-on-the-carbs snack cakes. I like to have mine in the morning as a breakfast treat. Anyway, great taste and great flavor. I strongly recommend to give these a try.

​I tried these Pork King Good White Cheddar Pork Rinds. The rinds themselves are nice and light with a good crunch to them. The flavor however was a bit uneven. The pork rinds at the top of my bag were just average. As I traveled down the bag and got pork rinds with more of the White Cheddar flavor on them they improved. But even though they got better they didn’t ever stand out as being top notch pork rinds. If your hard up for some of these I can think of a few other brands that are a bit better and you can find the even on Amazon.

​Curly Girls Candy Coffee Toffee is pretty tasty. I love Toffee first of all so this is right up my alley. But this company is high end chocolate and has great flavor. It’s the kind of sweet your savor over time. Don’t eat the whole bag at once otherwise you may have some stomach cramping. But it's hard not too. Honestly this is one of my favorite low carb sugar free chocolate companies. If these aren't your thing, hit up their website. Your probably find something else that you like.

Oh Cute, Little tiny Salamis. Perfect for snacking. Wait, are these meat sticks? I think they are. But Salami is fancy right? Meat sticks aren't fancy….are they? These Skinny Salamis are said to be artisanal. That high end stuff. You don’t throw around the word artisanal unless you mean it. They have to be made by real artisans. Still Its meat that in a stick. So I'm a bit confused.


Let's cut to the chase.
Are they good tasting. Yes
Are they salami. Yes
Are the dried. Yes
Do you feel like you can drink these with a fine glass of red? Yes.
Would Randy Savage eat one. Probably.
Do I recommend it? Sure. But, if they are near you. Do go shipping these to you where there are perfectly good Slim Jims down the street.
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The Kiss My Keto Chocolate Coconut Bar is another High Fat/Low Carb bar meal replacement from the Kiss my Keto company. Overall the flavor was pretty good with a nice consistency. The coconut wasn’t too strong or overpowering either. I actually think that even someone like my wife how isn't a big of a fan of Coconut would be ok with it. It has hints of the taste, but it isn't filled with the shredded coconut that some bars are.


I guess when it was all done, I wasn’t blown away by anything. As Keto and Atkins grow in popularity, we get more options for bars. And as that happens it becomes harder and harder to differentiate between the options out there. I don’t think this one stands apart in any major way for me. I would love to see a bar company really focus on doing some unique flavors and tastes to stand out. Coconut, Peanut butter, and chocolate chip flavors are all pretty common. So if that’s what you want, a good basic bar. This is probably just fine.
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