Good, because I don't want to.
Let talk about candy. Lets talk about how, now that you can't eat carbs, candy rarely comes around for you anymore. It never visits and hardly writes. Its sad really. Is that High School friend that you just lost touch with. But don't worry, when you go off to college you meet that new friend that opens your eyes to great music, the Beatles, and weird artsy movies, and shows you that it ok to shop at the 99 cent only store for your groceries when times are tight. Wait what? Ok, I think i might be losing track here.
Anyway, I found candy! That we low carb conscious can eat. Jelly Belly make sugar free jelly beans and they are sweetened with Splenda. Taste just normal to me? Sweet and still fun. My wife and I eat them in the dark and play russian roulette with them cause she hates the Black licorice ones. But who does really.