A beef stick Haiku

A nice snap
Another same stick
nothing new 

5/10

This chocolate is pretty good and is wonderfully rich. One small piece is all i need to satisfy for a while. It almost has a slight berry aftertaste to it. However the sweetener in it will com back to haunt you. So don't eat to much. Gave me pretty bad gas. 

6/10

Curly Girlz is one of my all time favorite sugar free candy companies. The chocolate and sweets they make are always on point. These Hemp Brittle pieces were no different. A lot like a toffee or a Health bar with a hint of a graham taste. These were super good and the best thing was that they didn't have any cramming or effects from the sweeteners they use. 

Very yummy

9/10

The Salted Carmel + Pecan Bar by BHU Fit has pretty good flavor. It's a different kind of protein bar and it has a bit of an oily finish, but the flavor is good and it really does help to fill you up. I had hoped that it was a little bit saltier than it was. but overall still good. 

7/10

These Nacho Cheese Pro Puff by Meals for Muscle are wonderful. They had great flavor and where almost like a Cheetos substitute. Not many products out there like that I have found. Good nacho cheese taste and not much aftertaste at all. I enjoyed them. Very good. 

The first thing I noticed in this box was noodles. A box of veggie noodles was included. I’m always looking for good noodle substitutes in my house so this should be fun to try. After that with the snacks mix that was pumpkin seeds and kale. Some dried cheese bites, a beef stick, and some beef bites which are actually more like a beef stick cut up into small pieces. There’s a pretty tasty looking protein bar here. It’s a salted caramel flavor. The protein says it’s all grass fed so I’m guessing it must have some real legit protein in it. There’s a burn butter which I’ve never been able to really understand how to properly use, low-carb chocolate bar, and some delicious brittle by a company that I love who makes sugar-free candies. When the last items was some crackers. Mau is a little nervous to try low-carb crackers. I had some of been good but I’ve also had some that are in pretty bad. Look forward to seeing how these turn out.

​All in all this box was OK but didn’t have a Lotta surprising elements to it. I’d love to see a keto crate where they try to avoid putting any beef sticks in and also dried cheese. Be fun to see a couple more unique items. But I still eat them and enjoy having him around.

Attention Poor Mans Atkins readers. This is my new favorite thing. It’s cereal. Actual breakfast cereal. And it’s low-carb. A bowl of this with some almond milk is amazing. Nice chocolatey treat which I rarely get to have anymore. I love the stuff. It’s almost like Coco puffs. Only annoyance is that when you order it off the website you got a buy a lot. So I stocked up my cabinet.

Catalina Crunch is worth the order though if you miss having a little breakfast cereal in the morning. this is a great way to go. I hope they come up with some new flavors as well.

I wouldn’t say the stuff taste like grilled cheese, but it is still good. It’s really more like any other dried cheese. I liked it.

Lately I have felt as though writing a review for a beef stick is a waste of time. There are just too many beef sticks out there in the world. And most of them all taste the same. But the Vermont company has a jalapeño lime stick which is fantastic. This thing has wonderful flavor and almost taste like eating a street taco. The jalapeño and lime is so prominent and he brings a totally unique taste to a beef stick. I really enjoyed it. If you’re going to seek out a beef stick this is a great one to do.